Joke:
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight
and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if
the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

"Breast fed," the woman replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did.
He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both
breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this
baby is under weight! You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."

---Sea:)

~~seadancer~~ wrote:
[..]
> "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did.
> He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both
> breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
>
> Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this
> baby is under weight! You don't have any milk."
>
> "I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."
>
> ---Sea:)

:-D

~~seadancer~~ wrote:
>
> Joke:
> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
> waiting for the doctor to come in.
>
> The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight
> and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if

What is normal weight for a baby? And whatever it is, what's its
significance?
[..]

"Frederick Williams" <"Frederick Williams"@antispamhotmail.co.uk.invalid>
wrote in message news:0928
> ~~seadancer~~ wrote:
>>
>> Joke:
>> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
>> waiting for the doctor to come in.
>>
>> The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight
>> and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if
>
> What is normal weight for a baby? And whatever it is, what's its
> significance?

Frederick, you make me laugh, even though I know I shouldn't.

It's terribly bad form to mock the afflicted.