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18.11.2006, 08:33
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Just got this in a promo for "When Jack Sued Jill: Nursery Rhymes For
Modern Times" Anti-Social Behaviour Orders [To the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"] ASBO, ASBO, little law, How we wonder what you're for, Chavs and yobs who love to fight Terrorise us every night. Toothless, useless, little law, How we wonder what you're for. On the streets with hoods and knives, How they terrorise our lives, Though they all should be in bed, All you do is boost their cred'. ASBO, ASBO, can't you see You are an accessory. ASBO, ASBO, little law, How we wonder what you're for, Words will never rule the street, We need coppers on the beat. Toothless, useless, little law, How we wonder what you're for. |
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#2
18.11.2006, 08:57
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Alex wrote:
[..] > All you do is boost their cred'. > ASBO, ASBO, can't you see > You are an accessory. > > ASBO, ASBO, little law, > How we wonder what you're for, > Words will never rule the street, > We need coppers on the beat. > Toothless, useless, little law, > How we wonder what you're for. If it pays the bills Alex... |
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