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 #16  
15.12.2008, 21:25
Mark
<meow2222> wrote in message
news:bbed
> Mark:
>
> > I went to a Fancy dress party years ago and a bloke had lots of plastic
> > noses
> > [..]
> > pinned everywhere.
> > Suppressing how many people asked what he was supposed to be.

>
> well, who nose...
>


Fcukknows.....


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 #17  
16.12.2008, 08:58
mogga
On Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:58:36 +0000, Invisible Man
<Invisible> wrote:

>mogga wrote:
>
>How do I get the beers in?


You have to be squeezed first!
 #18  
16.12.2008, 08:58
mogga
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:34:23 +0000, Adrian C <email>
wrote:

>mogga wrote:
>
>> Paint your face back (kids face paint) and fill your mouth with
>> custard. Blackhead.

>
><http://www.offbeatearth.com/being-covered-in-paint-is-not-always-such-a-bad-thing/>


Very pretty!
 #19  
16.12.2008, 09:30
Man at B&Q
On Dec 14, 3:40 pm, "The Medway Handyman"
<davidl> wrote:
> Owain wrote:
>>

>
> (Oooh! Little bit of politics there)
>
> Go with a woman strapped to your back.  Claim to be a turtle.  If they ask
> about the woman, say "Thats Michelle".
>


Go dressed as an emotional state.

Black up, stick your dick in a bowl of custard and say you are
"fncking dis custard"

MBQ
 #20  
16.12.2008, 09:40
Man at B&Q
On Dec 14, 3:40 pm, "The Medway Handyman"
<davidl> wrote:
> Owain wrote:
>>

>
> (Oooh! Little bit of politics there)
>
> Go with a woman strapped to your back.  Claim to be a turtle.  If they ask
> about the woman, say "Thats Michelle".


Put a bin bag over your head, jump up and down a lot then spray
shaving foam everywhere saying "bugger, my condoms split!"

MBQ
 #21  
16.12.2008, 15:55
Stephen Howard
On Sun, 14 Dec 2008 10:37:21 +0000, Invisible Man
<Invisible> wrote:

>Hello all
>
>Got a family party that is fancy dress on New Year's Eve.
>
>Being a miserable tight git I don't want to spend a fortune hiring and
>wondered whether anyone had any ideas for simple diy fancy dress.
>
>We are both (me and the missus) mid fifties and a bit less than slim.
>Don't mind outrageous but don't want anything that will frighten the
>grandchildren tooo much.
>

Get your good lady a couple of those whirly Danish pastries and she
can go as Princess Leah from Star Wars. Get three more and you can go
as Makka Pakka.

http://www.inthenightgarden.co.uk/en...makkapakka.asp

Regards,
 #22  
16.12.2008, 16:48
Bob Eager
On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:55:11 UTC, Stephen Howard <seesigfor>
wrote:

> On Sun, 14 Dec 2008 10:37:21 +0000, Invisible Man
> <Invisible> wrote:
>
> Get your good lady a couple of those whirly Danish pastries and she
> can go as Princess Leah from Star Wars. Get three more and you can go
> as Makka Pakka.
>
> [..]


Cream horns would be better. And the cream can work as an adhesive..
 #23  
17.12.2008, 22:23
geoff
In message <wPA1l.6831$Sp5.5756>, Mark
<Mark> writes
>
><meow2222> wrote in message
>news:bbed
>
>Fcukknows.....
>There's always (VNSFW !)


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