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#1
25.02.2009, 17:39
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'Tis me.
I've been biding outside awhile, harkening to the cheery talk within. It feels the time has come to either move on, or knock on ye shed door and introduce myself proper-like, before the urge to shout through the keyhole becomes overhwhelming. So - hello, sheddi! Issit OK if I put me thermos down, and have a bit of a natter now and then? |
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#2
25.02.2009, 17:44
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Keeper of the Kipper wrote:
> 'Tis me. > I've been biding outside awhile, harkening to the cheery talk within. > It feels the time has come to either move on, or knock on ye shed door > and introduce myself proper-like, before the urge to shout through the > keyhole becomes overhwhelming. > So - hello, sheddi! > Issit OK if I put me thermos down, and have a bit of a natter now and > then? > IRTA shoot through the keyhole! |
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#3
25.02.2009, 17:49
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Keeper of the Kipper <newsgropings> wrote:
> 'Tis me. > I've been biding outside awhile, harkening to the cheery talk within. > It feels the time has come to either move on, or knock on ye shed door > and introduce myself proper-like, before the urge to shout through the > keyhole becomes overhwhelming. > So - hello, sheddi! > Issit OK if I put me thermos down, and have a bit of a natter now and > then? I reckon that kipper-keeping is a pursuit worthy of a Shedi, should we break out the blackened frying pan? |
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#4
25.02.2009, 17:57
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On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:39:07 -0000, Keeper of the Kipper
<newsgropings> wrote: >'Tis me. >I've been biding outside awhile, harkening to the cheery talk within. >It feels the time has come to either move on, or knock on ye shed door >and introduce myself proper-like, before the urge to shout through the >keyhole becomes overhwhelming. >So - hello, sheddi! >Issit OK if I put me thermos down, and have a bit of a natter now and >then? Have you got ale and pork pies? Allergic to Blue Circle sacks? Arachnophobic? Anti-Drongoistic? So sit ye down, draw up a pun or two and welcome We rarely bite. |
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#5
25.02.2009, 17:58
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On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:49:45 +0000, snipe (Sn!pe)
wrote: >Keeper of the Kipper <newsgropings> wrote: > >> 'Tis me. >> I've been biding outside awhile, harkening to the cheery talk within. >> It feels the time has come to either move on, or knock on ye shed door >> and introduce myself proper-like, before the urge to shout through the >> keyhole becomes overhwhelming. >> So - hello, sheddi! >> Issit OK if I put me thermos down, and have a bit of a natter now and >> then? > >I reckon that kipper-keeping is a pursuit worthy of a Shedi, >should we break out the blackened frying pan? Was that natter a kipper or a natterjack? |
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#6
25.02.2009, 18:22
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> Keeper of the Kipper said:
Must be a fairly sedentary occupation, I've never seen yer average kipper run very far. Is it an offshoot of the International Goat-Keepers ? > 'Tis me. > I've been biding outside awhile, harkening to the cheery talk within. > It feels the time has come to either move on, or knock on ye shed door > and introduce myself proper-like, before the urge to shout through the > keyhole becomes overhwhelming. > So - hello, sheddi! > Issit OK if I put me thermos down, and have a bit of a natter now and > then? Don't see why not. I mean, look at the other weirdos who have. Come in, have a strictly-not-Brummyaccented cuppatea. |
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#7
25.02.2009, 18:33
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In article <jt4bq49t58m0gr0c8lghvkufk6c907818p>, ron
says... >> Have you got ale and pork pies? Old Speckled Hen OK? The pie seems to have wandered off somewhere, thobut it usually comes back after a while. > Allergic to Blue Circle sacks? Ooooh yes, make me come out in blue cirles all over, innit. > Arachnophobic? Only when they don't go the plug hole in a courteous and timely manner. > Anti-Drongoistic? Er, what's wrong with a drongo on a dark night in February? > So sit ye down, draw up a pun or two and welcome > > We rarely bite. I've got me own punnet, ta. And most of me own teeth, apart from the ones I still owe the dentist for. |
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#8
25.02.2009, 18:34
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In article <1ivpivw.7j9schrt8i2kN%snipe>,
snipe says... >> I reckon that kipper-keeping is a pursuit worthy of a Shedi, > should we break out the blackened frying pan? Arh, if it's got lots of lovely charcoally bits embedded on the bottom, that be the one! |
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#9
25.02.2009, 18:35
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®óñ© © "°'°-°' <ron> wrote:
> >I reckon that kipper-keeping is a pursuit worthy of a Shedi, > >should we break out the blackened frying pan? > > Was that natter a kipper or a natterjack? The natterjack got toad away while the kipper was kipping. |
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#10
25.02.2009, 18:40
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Keeper of the Kipper <newsgropings> wrote:
> Ooooh yes, make me come out in blue cirles all over, innit. [steps away cautiously] <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus> |
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#11
25.02.2009, 18:45
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The message <MPG.240fa0a7fc8382a98971f>
from Keeper of the Kipper <newsgropings> contains these words: > So - hello, sheddi! Greeting, Earth creature. We come to pieces. |
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#12
25.02.2009, 19:08
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On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:57:13 -0000, ®óñ© © ²°¹°-°¹ <ron> wrote:
> On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:39:07 -0000, Keeper of the Kipper > <newsgropings> wrote: >> Have you got ale and pork pies? > Allergic to Blue Circle sacks? > Arachnophobic? > Anti-Drongoistic? > > So sit ye down, draw up a pun or two and welcome > > We rarely bite. > Some have ^w are nasty peckers though. |
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#13
25.02.2009, 19:47
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On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:58:52 +0000, ®óñ© © ²°¹°-°¹ <ron>
wrote in <c65bq4ttgrerv43d5jj6v6mn6rvm8jeqab>: > On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:49:45 +0000, snipe (Sn!pe) > wrote: >>Keeper of the Kipper <newsgropings> wrote: >>> 'Tis me. >>> I've been biding outside awhile, harkening to the cheery talk within. >>> It feels the time has come to either move on, or knock on ye shed door >>> and introduce myself proper-like, before the urge to shout through the >>> keyhole becomes overhwhelming. >>> So - hello, sheddi! >>> Issit OK if I put me thermos down, and have a bit of a natter now and >>> then? >>I reckon that kipper-keeping is a pursuit worthy of a Shedi, >>should we break out the blackened frying pan? > Was that natter a kipper or a natterjack? Min: The Natterjack Indians? Are they the ones that rape and plunder? Hen: Yes, Min. Min: I'll just go upstairs and get ready. |
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#14
25.02.2009, 21:39
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Costing the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Keeper of the
Kipper said: > 'Tis me. > I've been biding outside awhile, harkening to the cheery talk within. > It feels the time has come to either move on, or knock on ye shed door > and introduce myself proper-like, before the urge to shout through the > keyhole becomes overhwhelming. > So - hello, sheddi! > Issit OK if I put me thermos down, and have a bit of a natter now and > then? >Depends if you've brought any biscuits, really. |
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#15
25.02.2009, 21:44
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In article <49a59a72$0$512$bed64819>,
richardR says... >> Must be a fairly sedentary occupation, I've never seen yer average kipper > run very far. Is it an offshoot of the International Goat-Keepers ? > Nobbut they do have a habit of disappearing if you don't keep a close watch on the blighters. Nowt to do with goats, they be a different kettle of whossits. I be a warranted kipper wrangler, and proud of it. |
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