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 #1  
04.02.2010, 13:33
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
I keep falling. Or I feel like it, anyway. I keep wondering how much farther
down
I have to go. And Joe keeps giving me a hard time for not doing
more. I'm doing what I can, though he sees me doing a lot of
nothing. I was out of the house for six hours today. That's about
my limit for the day. He's trying to help, but he just doesn't get
it.

-lisa


Dear Homeless Twat:

Thank you for your letter of concern. We hope this helps.

Many "nut jobs," like yourself, these days are finding it harder and harder
to come to terms with the reality that involves day to day living. Truly,
times are hard, but Joe's penis could be harder. We suggest giving him a
bottle of Mad Dog and a shower, then having sex with him. Try going down on
him and fondling his balls; men really dig that.

As for yourself, cease abusing prescription medications and turn to some
street crack. Perhaps a side job as a hooker might be the thing to cheer
you up. Let us know how you're doing.

Sincerely,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
War Hero & Philosopher
 #2  
04.02.2010, 14:07
Henry Bogdonovitch
 #3  
04.02.2010, 16:05
Mister X
On Feb 4, 7:07 am, "Henry Bogdonovitch" <metrosound4>
wrote:
> [..]


Hey Burke, quit posting on this site, you useless piece of garbage.

Oh, and tell me where you live, so I can off you before I off myself.
 #4  
04.02.2010, 16:35
Henry Bogdonovitch
"Mister X" <xmister779> wrote in message
news:9fde
On Feb 4, 7:07 am, "Henry Bogdonovitch"
<metrosound4>
wrote:
>> [..]


>Hey Burke, quit posting on this site, you useless
>piece of garbage.
>
>Oh, and tell me where you live, so I can off you
>before I off myself.


Col. "bonebrain" Burke lives in a dumpster.

Garbage in, garbage out.
 #5  
08.02.2010, 16:26
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
"Mister X" <xmister779> wrote in message
news:9fde
On Feb 4, 7:07 am, "Henry Bogdonovitch" <metrosound4>
wrote:
> [..]


Hey Burke, quit posting on this site, you useless piece of garbage.

Oh, and tell me where you live, so I can off you before I off myself.



If you're man enough to face me, bring a step ladder and call for backup,
phaggot, lol!!
 #6  
08.02.2010, 16:27
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
"Henry Bogdonovitch" <metrosound45II> wrote in message
news:0453
>
> "Mister X" <xmister779> wrote in message
> news:9fde
> On Feb 4, 7:07 am, "Henry Bogdonovitch" <metrosound4>
> wrote:
>> Col. "bonebrain" Burke lives in a dumpster.

>
> Garbage in, garbage out.
>

Henry is garbage., lol!!
 #7  
08.02.2010, 16:33
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
"Henry Bogdonovitch" <metrosound45II> wrote in message
news:2532
> [..]
>
>Hostname: client-82-3-71-209.manc.adsl.virginmedia.com

ISP: Virgin Media
Organization: Virgin Media
Proxy: None detected
Type: Cable/DSL
Blacklist:


Geo-Location Information


Country: United Kingdom
State/Region: E6
City: Cheltenham
Latitude: 51.9
Longitude: -2.0833
 #8  
08.02.2010, 23:14
Henry Bogdonovitch
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <eburke> wrote in
message
news:nz2d
> "Henry Bogdonovitch" <metrosound45II> wrote
> in message
> news:2532
>> [..]
>>


Ho, ho, ho, ho chi minh.
 #9  
09.02.2010, 19:32
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
"Henry Bogdonovitch" <metrosound45II> wrote in message
news:0422
>
> "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <eburke> wrote in message
> news:nz2d
>> "Henry Bogdonovitch" <metrosound45II> wrote in message
>> news:2532
>>> [..]
>>>

>
> Ho, ho, ho, ho chi minh.


Fuckin commie
 #10  
14.02.2010, 10:52
4poster
 #11  
14.02.2010, 17:00
Mad as a Box of Frogs
In article <hl8o5f$cba$1>,
4poster <vocatus> wrote:
>>--

>[..]
>"Mister X" <xmister779> wrote in message
>news:9fde
>On Feb 4, 7:07 am, "Henry Bogdonovitch" <metrosound4>
>wrote:
>
>Hey Burke, quit posting on this site, you useless piece of garbage.
>
>Oh, and tell me where you live, so I can off you before I off myself.
>
>[..]
>


The Colonel is off his rocker of late. Flipped his wig and came undone.
Still, there's enough space for the Colonel.
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