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 #1  
11.03.2010, 23:57
Lachlan - KotU
fed up with reality shows and stuff like "The Strictly Come Dining With Me
On Ice Factor's Got Talent, Marry or Avoid in the Country, Road Truckers"?
Where did all the proper telly go? You know, stuff like "Threads" and the
proper Day of the Triffids. And Kinvig.
 #2  
12.03.2010, 09:11
nigel
x-no-archive: yes

Lachlan - KotU wrote:

> fed up with reality shows and stuff like "The Strictly Come Dining With
> Me On Ice Factor's Got Talent, Marry or Avoid in the Country, Road
> Truckers"? Where did all the proper telly go? You know, stuff like
> "Threads" and the proper Day of the Triffids. And Kinvig.


It occurred to me that they could have a sort of celeb chav-pentathlon,
where the events include pro-celeb ice-skating, pro-celeb dancing,
singing, catwalk modelling and pro-celeb acting. Just think of all the
premium-rate phone calls that would generate before Ant&Dec presented
the winner's prize to the girl they'd most like to shag even though
nobody voted for her.

(c) 2010 Evil Nigel
 #3  
12.03.2010, 10:21
Sasquatch
On 12 Mar, 10:11, nigel <use> wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> Lachlan - KotU wrote:
>
> It occurred to me that they could have a sort of celeb chav-pentathlon,
> where the events include pro-celeb ice-skating, pro-celeb dancing,
> singing, catwalk modelling and pro-celeb acting. Just think of all the
> premium-rate phone calls that would generate before Ant&Dec presented
> the winner's prize to the girl they'd most like to shag even though
> nobody voted for her.
>
> (c) 2010 Evil Nigel


Saw an old episode of Dr Who, whereby an Ann-droid vaporized "the
weakest link". A variation of this wood be to get all of the poor
saps who parade their ignorance and misery on shows like Jeremy Kyle,
place them in a ring with an assortment of weaponry and the winner is
the last one standing. A spin off would be to place all the tossers
who ever produced, directed, fronted such appalling programmes in the
same arena, again the last one standing wins.
 #4  
12.03.2010, 10:56
purpleveggie
On 12 Mar, 00:57, "Lachlan - KotU" <hamf...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
> fed up with reality shows and stuff like "The Strictly Come Dining With Me
> On Ice Factor's Got Talent, Marry or Avoid in the Country, Road Truckers"?
> Where did all the proper telly go?  You know, stuff like "Threads" and the
> proper Day of the Triffids.  And Kinvig.


the only reality prog i watch is "come dine with me" i like it :O)
 #5  
12.03.2010, 11:48
firemonkey
purpleveggie wrote:
> On 12 Mar, 00:57, "Lachlan - KotU" <hamf...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>> fed up with reality shows and stuff like "The Strictly Come Dining With Me
>> On Ice Factor's Got Talent, Marry or Avoid in the Country, Road Truckers"?
>> Where did all the proper telly go? You know, stuff like "Threads" and the
>> proper Day of the Triffids. And Kinvig.

>
> the only reality prog i watch is "come dine with me" i like it :O)



I like the bloke who does the sarcastic/witty comments about the diners.
 #6  
12.03.2010, 17:47
Lachlan - KotU
"firemonkey" <firemonkey> wrote in message
news:nou1
> purpleveggie wrote:
>> On 12 Mar, 00:57, "Lachlan - KotU" <hamf...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>> fed up with reality shows and stuff like "The Strictly Come Dining With
>>> Me
>>> On Ice Factor's Got Talent, Marry or Avoid in the Country, Road
>>> Truckers"?
>>> Where did all the proper telly go? You know, stuff like "Threads" and
>>> the
>>> proper Day of the Triffids. And Kinvig.

>>
>> the only reality prog i watch is "come dine with me" i like it :O)
>> I like the bloke who does the sarcastic/witty comments about the diners.


Yeah, he really slags them off. If I went to dinner with some of the odious
cunts they have on that show, I'd end up leaping across the table with a
broken zinfandel bottle.
 #7  
12.03.2010, 19:48
purpleveggie
On 12 Mar, 18:47, "Lachlan - KotU" <hamf...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
> "firemonkey" <firemon> wrote in message
>
> news:nou1
>>

>
> Yeah, he really slags them off.  If I went to dinner with some of the odious
> cunts they have on that show, I'd end up leaping across the table with a
> broken zinfandel bottle.


i would run my bell-end over the food before serving if they pissed me
off :O/ then watch them eat it lol.
 #8  
16.03.2010, 23:12
eeffoc
On Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:57:31 +0000, Lachlan - KotU wrote:

> fed up with reality shows and stuff like "The Strictly Come Dining With
> Me On Ice Factor's Got Talent, Marry or Avoid in the Country, Road
> Truckers"? Where did all the proper telly go? You know, stuff like
> "Threads" and the proper Day of the Triffids. And Kinvig.


“Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”

Bill Hicks (December 16, 1961 – February 26, 1994)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XioHqAuYLUs
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